May 2013
if you make fun of me once then i will probably think about it for the rest of my life so thank you
napoleonbonerhard:
so you like bad girls huh well then you’ll love me because i’m bad at everything
tibets:
Sext: what do you want from taco bell
my mind is telling me no
and my budget
my budget is also telling me no
barricadeponine:
i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
tetsuroishigaki:
tetsuroishigaki:
According to the Law of Conservation of Mass, matter can neither be created nor destroyed. This means that all atoms are recycled over time. Which in turn means that our own atoms are ancient as well. One’s skin could have carbon in it from a meteorite or from a trilobite thousands of years old, and your blood could contain hydrogen from earth’s original...
irresponsibleeyouth:
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
deannaandthewolf:
illolitanati:
jaehyomo:
i wish boobs were like an accessory instead of something permanently attached to you like you could say “wow this dress would look really good with these boobs” and “i feel like wearing boobs today” or “not really digging boobs so i’m not gonna put them on” and “boobs just aren’t my thing”
THAT WOULD SOLVE LIKE 6 OF MY PROBLEMS OMFG
But...
mememaster:
was i the only one who never had an allowance and just did things cause my parents said so
